Horse_ebooks OkCupid Tumblr Reminds Me Why I’m Single

16 Feb

Online dating sites are stuffed with creepers, assholes, perverts and the like. Online dating is weird and disheartening, but it is great for a laugh.

Enter OKC_ebooks. A funny and pathetic look at revolting men on OkCupid. Seriously, this site is great.

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A guy named Sam Kriss created a fake female OkCupid profile using a photo of an attractive girl. Like any female with two legs and two arms, the dating profile is bombarded with bizarre and perverse messages. But, this “girl” only responds to messages with quotes from the spam Twitter account @horse_ebooks. (The spammy account was made to tout shitty e-books, but avoids Twitter’s spam detection by sending out peculiar tweets that make absolutely no sense. And they are hilarious).

The @horse_ebooks quotes don’t deter the male daters. Psychotic-sounding or not, to these guys a bat-shit crazy vagina is still a vagina.

Although they aren’t talking to a real girl, do these men really think their tactics work? Are they total morons?

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5 Responses to “Horse_ebooks OkCupid Tumblr Reminds Me Why I’m Single”

  1. daterofboys February 19, 2013 at 11:09 am #

    Good lord!

  2. DixieCJ February 19, 2013 at 11:48 am #

    I’m glad someone is finally getting good use from that site. It confuses me that I know a few couples who owe their happy partnership to OkC.

    • Summer February 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm #

      One of life’s greatest mysteries…

  3. lovehandlesandlipstick April 9, 2013 at 3:41 pm #

    This is literally the funniest thing ever. I just read the whole tumblr!

    Love Handles and Lipstick

    • Summer April 12, 2013 at 7:59 pm #

      I seriously almost peed myself when I first read it.

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