Why You Aren’t Getting a Third Date

3 Feb

Why you’re not getting a 3rd date


1. Our first date consisted of a 30 minute lunch. A lunch date isn’t bad idea, particularly for a first date. Lunch dates enable both parties to make a quick assessment without the risk of enduring a prolonged dinner. Otherwise known as, do you look like your pictures or not?

2. Our second date consisted of a movie – and soda or popcorn weren’t offered. We met for the movie and conversed for a total of 10 minutes over the course of the date. Essentially, the total time we spent talking was about 40 minutes over two dates.

3. For the 3rd date, you suggest that I come to your place and watch the new episodes of Shameless. Are you fucking kidding me? For the record, I’ve already seen them. Then you asked a few more times if I wanted to come over.  There was never any, “Maybe we can grab dinner or a drink this week.” Just, “Let me know if you ever wanna stop by.”

And that my dear, is why there will be no third date.

Seriously, this might be the lamest way a man has ever tried to cash in on the “third date rule.”

Talk about shameless.

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8 Responses to “Why You Aren’t Getting a Third Date”

  1. daterofboys February 4, 2013 at 9:19 am #

    Oh boy…

    • Summer February 5, 2013 at 1:38 pm #

      Boy is a good word for it

  2. Kelly (OBM.cle) February 4, 2013 at 10:38 am #

    Oh geez. My first “date” with FLW included watching a movie at his house. I kid you not…he was 27 years-old at the time & this was his approach to dating. Ya know, similar to an eighth graders. I should have known right then & there to walk away.

    • Summer February 5, 2013 at 1:38 pm #

      Hindsight is everything…

  3. snarkatussin February 4, 2013 at 7:49 pm #

    He sounds nice. After a few dates once, I had a guy ask if I wanted to come over and dance for him. He continued to try and invite me over to his place, but after the intial proposal, I declined. Maybe they’re friends?! ;-)

    • Summer February 5, 2013 at 1:37 pm #

      He asked you to dance for him?! What a classy guy! What is wrong with people? Eww.

  4. Catherine March 11, 2013 at 6:33 pm #

    At least he didn’t ask you to pick him up. : )

    • Summer March 12, 2013 at 9:56 pm #

      Pick him up at his parent’s house!

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