Cheating Boyfriend? Just Poop on His Floor

8 Jan

My boyfriend Bruce was a cheating jerk. I dumped him.

This woman’s husband was cheating. She took a dump on his floor.
Oh, and she peed on his carpet too.

woman poops on husband's floor

Looks totally sane.

A woman in Vero Beach, Florida caught her husband in bed with another, barged into his bedroom with a rifle and threatened to kill the two. After Brenda Schumann’s estranged husband pried the rifle away from her, the 51-year-old woman proceeded to urinate on the carpet of the master bedroom

That’s not all. Schumann then went downstairs and pooped on the kitchen floor.

As she was being arrested, she exclaimed, “I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?”

I love her.

You can check out the full article here.

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6 Responses to “Cheating Boyfriend? Just Poop on His Floor”

  1. SillyG January 8, 2013 at 11:10 pm #

    thats some crazy shit :D

  2. Kelly January 9, 2013 at 12:07 pm #

    this made me laugh … a lot. & also reinforced my belief that I have never gone too far when reacting to my cheating ex, because this lady has us all beat : )

    • shelia January 9, 2013 at 1:12 pm #

      Haha… Crazy.

  3. Edwin January 14, 2013 at 1:49 am #

    Sounds reasonable..

    ..

    Hahah

  4. daterofboys January 15, 2013 at 10:49 am #

    Hey! Just wanted to see how you’re doing :)
    xo

    • Summer January 22, 2013 at 7:06 pm #

      Good. Got over the whole cheating thing fairly quickly. I feel much better now that he’s out of my life.

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