My boyfriend Bruce was a cheating jerk. I dumped him.
This woman’s husband was cheating. She took a dump on his floor.
Oh, and she peed on his carpet too.
A woman in Vero Beach, Florida caught her husband in bed with another, barged into his bedroom with a rifle and threatened to kill the two. After Brenda Schumann’s estranged husband pried the rifle away from her, the 51-year-old woman proceeded to urinate on the carpet of the master bedroom
That’s not all. Schumann then went downstairs and pooped on the kitchen floor.
As she was being arrested, she exclaimed, “I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?”
I love her.
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